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‘The Hobbit’ Movie You Never Knew Existed

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‘The Hobbit’ Movie You Never Knew Existed

There is a long and complicated history behind big-screen adaptations of the works of J. R. R. Tolkien, and that landscape is littered with the remains of countless scripts and projects that never saw the light of day. Peter Jackson’s epic trilogy was exceptional in more than one way: not only did it come away with trophies and superlatives galore, but it also was the first major production of The Lord of the Rings to be completed in a live-action format. It was one of the rare cases in which a Tolkien-based script actually came to production in the first place.

There were a handful of other successful attempts before Jackson came to the helm, however. Ralph Bakshi made the incomplete animated Lord of the Rings in 1978; the Rankin/Bass duo also brought versions of The Hobbit and The Return of the King to the screen in the 70’s and 80’s, but the very first film adaptation of Tolkien’s world has such a wild and strange story that it deserves to be more widely known.

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The Hobbit (1966) is… a bizarre movie, to say the least. It is 12 minutes long, and only bears a passing resemblance to the story told in the book. Thorin Oakenshield is a general from Dale, and none of the other dwarves ever show up in the story. Gollum has his name mysteriously changed to “Goloom,” Goblins become “Grablins,” the trolls become creatures called “Groans,” and the dragon Smaug is called “Snag.” Bilbo does find the magic Ring, but never disappears or does anything in particular with it. There is also an invented “Princess Mika” of Dale, whom Bilbo marries at the end of the story. Together with her and Thorin, Bilbo makes an arrow with the Arkenstone and shoots the sleeping dragon Snag. It’s… weird. The most fascinating thing about the movie, though, is how this strange film came about in the first place.


The movie itself was written and directed by Gene Deitch, who had some respected accolades of his own in animated movies before taking on the project of The Hobbit. He had worked on episodes of the animated Popeye and Tom and Jerry series, and directed the 1961 Academy Award-winning animated short Munro. According to his own account, the actual story of the making of the movie was one that began with great promise before crashing and burning in a spectacularly unexpected way.

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Deitch was initially brought on to the project of making a Hobbit movie in 1964 by his producer, William Snyder. Snyder had bought the rights to a then little-known children’s book called The Hobbit, which he was interested in turning into a feature-length animated film. The rights to the project extended until June 30, 1966, which left around two years to complete the movie. After reading the book and thoroughly enjoying it, Deitch got to work with a grand vision in mind. He proposed some cutting-edge new animation techniques that would help to visualize Tolkien’s world, and secured the commitment of the excellent Czech artist, Jirí Trnka, to do the animation. Then, everything began to unravel.


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From the outset, Deitch had played very loosely with the plot of the source material. The Hobbit was, as far as he knew, a relatively unknown story that was charming and entertaining, so he was using it as inspiration more than as a source for direct adaptation. He had changed names, added characters and songs, and tweaked the plot in the service of his creative decisions. However, the ground then shifted beneath his feet. After a copyright dispute with Ace Books in 1965, Tolkien released a second American edition of The Lord of the Rings, where the affordability of the book and the well-publicized dispute took the popularity of Tolkien’s works to the stratosphere, and made Deitch aware for the first time the magnitude of what he was working with. The only problem was that he was already halfway through his script.


Deitch then reworked his screenplay so that it might leave room for the story of The Lord of the Rings, an editing process which meant that the writing of the script took him the better part of a year. However, after his work and revision, he finally came to New York in January of 1966, where Snyder made the pitch to the studio for the animated Hobbit movie. The studio, however, unaware of the appeal of Tolkien and balking at the projected cost of the movie, killed the project.

So far, this was an unfortunate but hardly uncommon experience; plenty of scripts never reach the screen, after all. It was the epilogue to this story, though, that made for the wild and weird product that eventually did reach the screen.

The problem for Snyder was that his rights were set to expire on June 30 of 1966, and the studio had just torpedoed his film. If no movie were made, the rights would revert to the Tolkien Estate and his investment would have been for nothing. However, if they were able to cobble a film together in time without the studio budget, his film rights would be renewed. The contract stipulated that a full color Hobbit film had to be screened for a paying audience by the expiration date of the contract. With that in mind, Snyder called up Deitch in Prague and set for him the task of producing a 12-minute color animated version of his script that could fit on one reel of film and could be screened in New York on June 30. Deitch, consequently, set to the task of gutting his script to put together enough continuity for a short film, which he had to animate, film, cut, edit, and narrate — all in exactly 30 days.


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Deitch somehow accomplished this, finding a new animator and pulling strings with one of his friends to record a narration and another to produce a soundtrack. The animation, far from Deitch’s original groundbreaking ideas, had to be done mostly with paper cutouts being dragged across the camera lens. When, somehow, Deitch completed the project in time, he flew back to New York, where Snyder had rented a screening room for June 30th. On the day the contract expired, Deitch then wandered around the streets talking to random strangers until he had a handful of people willing to come to this screening. In order to fulfill the contract, they had to be a paying audience, so Deitch gave each of them a dime, which they then gave back to him as payment. The film was screened in time, and the rights were renewed, which Snyder then immediately sold back to the Tolkien Estate for $100,000 (a price which had skyrocketed due to the recent popularity of Tolkien’s books).

That is how the first film adaptation of Middle-earth came to the screen. The movie itself was never seen by any other audience beyond the bemused handful of New Yorkers in 1966, until the short film found its way to YouTube in 2012. The wild strangeness of the movie itself is matched, if not surpassed, by the crazy adventure of twists and turns that led to its creation in the first place, but digging around in the story of its production reveals a testament to the bizarre and complex process that brings any movie to the screen, and the innumerable reasons why so many films never get even that far.


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Review: SAMARITAN, A Sly Stallone Superhero Stumble

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Hitting the three-quarter-century mark usually means a retirement home, a nursing facility, or if you’re lucky to be blessed with relatively good health and savings to match, living in a gated community in Arizona or Florida.

For Sylvester Stallone, however, it means something else entirely: starring in the first superhero-centered film of his decades-long career in the much-delayed Samaritan. Unfortunately for Stallone and the audience on the other side of the screen, the derivative, turgid, forgettable results won’t get mentioned in a career retrospective, let alone among the ever-expanding list of must-see entries in a genre already well past its peak.

For Stallone, however, it’s better late than never when it involves the superhero genre. Maybe in getting a taste of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) with his walk-on role in the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel several years ago, Stallone thought anything Marvel can do, I can do even better (or just as good in the nebulous definition of the word).

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The property Stallone and his team found for him, Samaritan, a little-known graphic novel released by a small, almost negligible, publisher, certainly takes advantage of Stallone’s brute-force physicality and his often underrated talent for near-monosyllabic brooding (e.g., the Rambo series), but too often gives him to little do or say as the lone super-powered survivor, the so-called “Samaritan” of the title, of a lifelong rivalry with his brother, “Nemesis.” Two brothers entered a fire-ravaged building and while both were presumed dead, one brother did survive (Stallone’s Joe Smith, a garbageman by day, an appliance repairman by night).

In the Granite City of screenwriter Bragi F. Schut (Escape Room, Season of the Witch), the United States, and presumably the rest of the world, teeters on economic and political collapse, with a recession spiraling into a depression, steady gigs difficult, if not impossible, to obtain, and the city’s neighborhoods rocked by crime and violence. No one’s safe, not even 13-year-old Sam (Javon Walker), Joe’s neighbor.

When he’s not dodging bullies connected to a gang, he’s falling under the undue influence of Cyrus (Pilou Asbæk), a low-rent gang leader with an outsized ego and the conviction that he and only he can take on Nemesis’s mantle and along with that mantle, a hammer “forged in hate,” to orchestrate a Bane-like plan to plunge the city into chaos and become a wealthy power-broker in the process.

Schut’s woefully underwritten script takes a clumsy, haphazard approach to world-building, relying on a two-minute animated sequence to open Samaritan while a naive, worshipful Sam narrates Samaritan and Nemesis’s supposedly tragic, Cain and Abel-inspired backstory. Schut and director Julius Avery (Overlord) clumsily attempt to contrast Sam’s childish belief in messiah-like, superheroic saviors stepping in to save humanity from itself and its own worst excesses, but following that path leads to authoritarianism and fascism (ideas better, more thoroughly explored in Watchmen and The Boys).

While Sam continues to think otherwise, Stallone’s superhero, 25 years past his last, fatal encounter with his presumably deceased brother, obviously believes superheroes are the problem and not the solution (a somewhat reasonable position), but as Samaritan tracks Joe and Sam’s friendship, Sam giving Joe the son he never had, Joe giving Sam the father he lost to street violence well before the film’s opening scene, it gets closer and closer to embracing, if not outright endorsing Sam’s power fantasies, right through a literally and figuratively explosive ending. Might, as always, wins regardless of how righteous or justified the underlying action.

It’s what superhero audiences want, apparently, and what Samaritan uncritically delivers via a woefully under-rendered finale involving not just unconvincing CGI fire effects, but a videogame cut-scene quality Stallone in a late-film flashback sequence that’s meant to be subversively revelatory, but will instead lead to unintentional laughter for anyone who’s managed to sit the entirety of Samaritan’s one-hour and 40-minute running time.

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Samaritan is now streaming worldwide on Prime Video.

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  • Sylvester Stallone
  • Javon ‘Wanna’ Walton
  • Pilou Asbæk

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Matt Shakman Is In Talks To Direct ‘Fantastic Four’

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According to a new report, Wandavision’s Matt Shakman is in talks to direct the upcoming MCU project, Fantastic Four. Marvel Studios has been very hush-hush regarding Fantastic Four to the point where no official announcements have been made other than the film’s release date. No casting news or literally anything other than rumors has been released regarding the project. We know that Fantastic Four is slated for release on November 8th, 2024, and will be a part of Marvel’s Phase 6. There are also rumors that the cast of the new Fantastic Four will be announced at the D23 Expo on September 9th.

Fantastic Four is still over two years from release, and we assume we will hear more news about the project in the coming months. However, the idea of the Fantastic Four has already been introduced into the MCU. John Krasinski played Reed Richards aka Mr. Fantastic in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. The cameo was a huge deal for fans who have been waiting a long time for the Fantastic Four to enter the MCU. When Disney acquired Twenty Century Fox in 2019 we assumed that the Fox Marvel characters would eventually make their way into the MCU. It’s been 3 years and we already have had an X-Men and Fantastic Four cameo – even if they were from another universe.

Deadline is reporting that Wandavision’s Matt Shakman is in talks to direct Fantastic Four. Shakman served as the director for Wandavision and has had an extensive career. He directed two episodes of Game of Thrones and an episode of The Boys, and he had a long stint on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. There is nothing official yet, but Deadline’s sources say that Shakman is currently in talks for the job and things are headed in the right direction.

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To be honest, I was a bit more excited when Jon Watts was set to direct. I’m sure Shakman is a good director, but Watts proved he could handle a tentpole superhero film with Spider-Man: Homecoming. Wandavision was good, but Watts’ style would have been perfect for Fantastic Four. The film is probably one of the most anticipated films in Marvel’s upcoming slate films and they need to find the best person they can to direct. Is that Matt Shakman? It could be, but whoever takes the job must realize that Marvel has a lot riding on this movie. The other Fantastic Four films were awful and fans deserve better. Hopefully, Marvel knocks it out of the park as they usually do. You can see for yourself when Fantastic Four hits theaters on November 8th, 2024.

Film Synopsis: One of Marvel’s most iconic families makes it to the big screen: the Fantastic Four.

Source: Deadline

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Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase Star in ‘Zombie Town’ Mystery Teen Romancer (Exclusive)

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Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase have entered Zombie Town, a mystery teen romancer based on author R.L. Stine’s book of the same name.

The indie, now shooting in Ontario, also stars Henry Czerny and co-teen leads Marlon Kazadi and Madi Monroe. The ensemble cast includes Scott Thompson and Bruce McCulloch of the Canadian comedy show Kids in the Hall.

Canadian animator Peter Lepeniotis will direct Zombie Town. Stine’s kid’s book sees a quiet town upended when 12-year-old Mike and his friend, Karen, see a horror movie called Zombie Town and unexpectedly see the title characters leap off the screen and chase them through the theater.

Zombie Town will premiere in U.S. theaters before streaming on Hulu and then ABC Australia in 2023.

“We are delighted to bring the pages of R.L. Stine’s Zombie Town to the screen and equally thrilled to be working with such an exceptional cast and crew on this production. A three-time Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award winner with book sales of over $500 million, R.L. Stine has a phenomenal track record of crafting stories that engage and entertain audiences,” John Gillespie, Trimuse Entertainment founder and executive producer, said in a statement.

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Executive producers are Trimuse Entertainment, Toonz Media Group, Lookout Entertainment, Viva Pictures and Sons of Anarchy actor Kim Coates.  

Paco Alvarez and Mark Holdom of Trimuse negotiated the deal to acquire the rights to Stine’s Zombie Town book.

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