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Every ‘Star Wars’ Opening Sequence, Ranked

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As the only major franchise to begin nearly every installment with an opening crawl, Star Wars is pretty well known for its beginnings. With the exception of the spinoffs, every Star Wars movie also starts with the signature fanfare by John Williams. When Disney purchased Lucasfilm, the Mouse got the rights to the Star Wars franchise. As a result, from 2015-2019 there was one new Star Wars movie each year. Now that the Skywalker Saga is complete, and spin-offs have moved to the series format on Disney+, it’s time to reflect on the feeling of sitting down in a theater to watch a Star War.

Once the fanfare has kicked in and the opening crawl recedes, a Star Wars movie takes its audience into the story in a way that typically reflects what they’re in for, whether that be political intrigue, heists, or all-out war. The secrecy typically surrounding Lucasfilm productions increases the hype and leaves viewers excitedly dropping in on new planets, unaware of what’s to come. But just like the movies themselves, some of the opening sequences stand out more than the rest.

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11. Solo: A Star Wars Story

As one of the spinoff movies operating somewhat tangentially to the central saga chapters, Solo doesn’t start with the signature Star Wars fanfare and opening crawl. Instead, viewers are given the sentence: “It is a lawless time.” before being dropped right into the action. Roughly ten years before the events of A New Hope, a young Han Solo (Alden Ehrenreich) has just stolen a speeder and some valuable coaxium to get himself and his girlfriend Qi’ra (Emilia Clarke) off of the crime-ridden planet Corellia.

Like the rest of the movie that follows, the opening of Solo is really, really dark. Like, enough to make you think you need to turn up the brightness on your TV. This could have been done with the intention of reflecting the illegal underground nature of Han’s dealings, but it really just makes everything that’s happening on screen really hard to see.

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The worst offense is the extremely cringe-worthy (and frankly unnecessary) explanation of how Han got his last name. As he’s trying to join the ranks of the Empire, he’s told he needs a last name for the records. He’s asked who his people are, and replies that he has none. “Han… Solo!” says the man, taking down his information, and I die inside a little.

The upside? Ehrenreich gives a great performance that avoids crossing over into an impression of young Harrison Ford. The score is great as well, upbeat and adventurous in a way that feels very Star Wars while also sounding different from what we’ve heard before.

10. The Rise of Skywalker

The Rise of Skywalker’s opening crawl infamously starts with the line: “The dead speak!”, which is either gloriously or horrifically campy, depending on who you ask. Some time has passed since the events of The Last Jedi, and Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) reigns as Supreme Leader of the First Order. When he hears word of Emperor Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid) being alive somewhere in the galaxy, he searches for a Wayfinder that will lead him to a Sith temple on Exegol.

The movie’s first location is apparently supposed to be Mustafar, which isn’t at all clear. However, it’s at least visible, which is more than can be said for Exegol, where Palpatine shows his fondness for dim lighting, probably to hide how busted he looks after decades of living an underground zombie life.

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Like much of The Rise of Skywalker, the editing is frenetic in a way that comes off rather bizarrely. Palpatine’s survival of being electrocuted, thrown down a hole, and then being blown up in space is explained by a quote from Revenge of the Sith: “The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.” Which… okay, sure.

The worst sin of The Rise of Skywalker’s opening is the re-introduction of J.J. Abram’s obsession with finding Rey (Daisy Ridley) a daddy. But there’s stuff to enjoy here, too. Before depriving us of his handsome face yet again, Abrams lets us watch Kylo savagely fight off a group of masked nobodies in super-hot slow-mo. There’s a great shot of him igniting his lightsaber as he approaches the temple on Exegol, and there’s a horror-movie feel to Palpatine’s lair that would be cool if it were visible.


9. Attack of the Clones

Attack of the Clones’ opening crawl kicks off with a sentence that will thrill political science majors and baffle small children: “There is unrest in the galactic senate.” Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) and her people arrive on Coruscant, where the ship carrying the Padme decoy is immediately blown up, killing the decoy and establishing that Padme’s life is in danger. This would-be tragic moment is undermined by unintentionally hilarious timing.

Padme’s guard cheerfully declares that there was nothing to worry about after all seconds before the ship explodes. To make matters a little confusing, a dying Corde tells Padme that she failed her. Maybe go easy on yourself, dying girl. While the should-be serious scene does come across as a bit goofy in execution, it does the job of orienting the viewer right away. Plus, that opening shot looks really pretty.

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8. Return of the Jedi

Return of the Jedi’s opening sentence is more factual than attention-grabbing: “Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.” Bit of a mouthful, but forgivable since the sequence in question ends up being so much fun.

Instead of catching up with our heroes, Return checks in with Vader first, as he himself is checking in on the progress of the new Death Star. It’s short and- well, definitely not sweet, but it’s a solid intro. Also: “The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.”? Still rules.

7. The Force Awakens

Definitely one of the more attention-grabbing openers: “Luke Skywalker has vanished.” The Force Awakens leaves this mystery for later, and introduces Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac), Kylo Ren, and Finn (John Boyega). Poe is on a mission for the Resistance to deliver a map that leads to Luke’s whereabouts. Just as he’s secured the map, the First Order catches up to him on Jakku. There’s lots of cool stuff in this opening scene: Kylo stops Poe’s blaster bolt in mid-air, Kylo’s costume makes him look like a dark prince, and Kylo’s theme establishes him as a villain different from Vader, despite his best efforts.


6. The Phantom Menace

Lots of people give The Phantom Menace a bad rep for its opening crawl being all about trade disputes, but all of that comes after a more exciting declaration: “Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic.” Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson) and his apprentice, a young Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) are aboard a Trade Federation ship on a diplomatic mission. Already, Darth Sidious is shown to be pulling the strings behind all of the political conflicts, and Padme is introduced via the Star Wars version of a Zoom call.

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The dialogue is stilted in a way that not even the original trilogy was. However, despite this constraint, the actors are giving solid performances that mostly work to sell George Lucas’s vision. This is a different time for Star Wars, and it shows. Everything from the dialogue to the wardrobe choices set the prequel era apart from what fans had already seen.

5 – A New Hope

“It is a period of civil war.” Rather than waste time figuring out how to have the characters explain the state of things, the first-ever Star Wars movie just spells it all out for you before jumping right into the action. Darth Vader, one of the most iconic villains of all time, marches onto a captured Rebel ship and interrogates Leia (Carrie Fisher), who slips the Death Star plans to R2D2 before she’s captured.

There’s so much about A New Hope that’s become iconic just in the opening sequence. There’s a shot of Leia giving R2 the plans, the first time audiences heard John Williams’s opening fanfare, and the set design of the Rebel ship that would influence the sci-fi genre for years to come.

4 – Revenge of the Sith

The final chapter of the prequel trilogy wastes no time and gets right to the point: “War!”. And with that, we’re dropped right into the middle of a battle. Anakin (Hayden Christensen) and Obi-Wan are on their way to rescue Palpatine from General Grievous and Count Dooku (Christopher Lee).

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By this time, the prequel trilogy had really hit its stride. Sure, there’s still that cheesy, awkward feel that’s part of the DNA of all Star Wars movies, which fans sort of have to accept in order to love the movies. Right out of the gate, Revenge of the Sith establishes itself as confident and headed towards the inevitable conclusion. John Williams creates an electrifying score for the opening battle, which kicks off with a long tracking shot following Anakin and Obi Wan as they fly through the fight. And as a bonus, Anakin cut the braid, grew out his hair, and got a cool scar! Why? Cause it’s hot! What else do you need?

3. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Rogue One boasts one of the most impressive casts of any Star Wars movie. It opens with Imperial forces, led by Orson Krennic (Ben Mendelsohn) marching up to the home of Galen Erso (Mads Mikkelson) to demand that he return to the Empire to finish his work on the Death Star. Galen is found laying low with his wife and daughter on the planet Lah’mu.

The Icelandic location is absolutely gorgeous, and the costumes are striking. Krennic strides across the landscape in a white Imperial outfit complete with a cape, and is flanked by troopers outfitted in shiny black. Michal Giachinno’s score is beautiful as well, echoing the work John Williams has done to make Star Wars sound unique, but giving Rogue One’s score a unique feel of its own.

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2. The Empire Strikes Back

The original dark middle chapter opens with “It is a dark time for the rebellion.” The audience is clued into the Empire’s waiting position before catching up with our heroes. Luke is out on his own and quickly gets into trouble, while Han and Leia argue about their relationship as he teases his plan to leave the Rebels. The gang has been hiding out on Hoth, a stark contrast from the desert of Tatooine.

In terms of action, the opening of The Empire Strikes Back is fairly slow. However, the new locations and the chemistry between Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford more than make up for it. With a little bit of banter, one of the most iconic Star Wars couples is born.

1. The Last Jedi

“The FIRST ORDER reigns.” The Last Jedi’s opening sequence is basically perfect from start to finish. Poe distracts General Hux (Domnhall Gleeson) so that the Resistance can escape the First Order looming nearby. Ignoring Leia’s orders (and setting up his arc for the movie), Poe carries out a full-on attack, losing many lives in the process. Most notable is Paige Tico (Veronica Ngo), whose death is gorgeously shot, scored, acted, and just heartbreakingly beautiful.

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Review: SAMARITAN, A Sly Stallone Superhero Stumble

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Hitting the three-quarter-century mark usually means a retirement home, a nursing facility, or if you’re lucky to be blessed with relatively good health and savings to match, living in a gated community in Arizona or Florida.

For Sylvester Stallone, however, it means something else entirely: starring in the first superhero-centered film of his decades-long career in the much-delayed Samaritan. Unfortunately for Stallone and the audience on the other side of the screen, the derivative, turgid, forgettable results won’t get mentioned in a career retrospective, let alone among the ever-expanding list of must-see entries in a genre already well past its peak.

For Stallone, however, it’s better late than never when it involves the superhero genre. Maybe in getting a taste of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) with his walk-on role in the Guardians of the Galaxy sequel several years ago, Stallone thought anything Marvel can do, I can do even better (or just as good in the nebulous definition of the word).

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The property Stallone and his team found for him, Samaritan, a little-known graphic novel released by a small, almost negligible, publisher, certainly takes advantage of Stallone’s brute-force physicality and his often underrated talent for near-monosyllabic brooding (e.g., the Rambo series), but too often gives him to little do or say as the lone super-powered survivor, the so-called “Samaritan” of the title, of a lifelong rivalry with his brother, “Nemesis.” Two brothers entered a fire-ravaged building and while both were presumed dead, one brother did survive (Stallone’s Joe Smith, a garbageman by day, an appliance repairman by night).

In the Granite City of screenwriter Bragi F. Schut (Escape Room, Season of the Witch), the United States, and presumably the rest of the world, teeters on economic and political collapse, with a recession spiraling into a depression, steady gigs difficult, if not impossible, to obtain, and the city’s neighborhoods rocked by crime and violence. No one’s safe, not even 13-year-old Sam (Javon Walker), Joe’s neighbor.

When he’s not dodging bullies connected to a gang, he’s falling under the undue influence of Cyrus (Pilou Asbæk), a low-rent gang leader with an outsized ego and the conviction that he and only he can take on Nemesis’s mantle and along with that mantle, a hammer “forged in hate,” to orchestrate a Bane-like plan to plunge the city into chaos and become a wealthy power-broker in the process.

Schut’s woefully underwritten script takes a clumsy, haphazard approach to world-building, relying on a two-minute animated sequence to open Samaritan while a naive, worshipful Sam narrates Samaritan and Nemesis’s supposedly tragic, Cain and Abel-inspired backstory. Schut and director Julius Avery (Overlord) clumsily attempt to contrast Sam’s childish belief in messiah-like, superheroic saviors stepping in to save humanity from itself and its own worst excesses, but following that path leads to authoritarianism and fascism (ideas better, more thoroughly explored in Watchmen and The Boys).

While Sam continues to think otherwise, Stallone’s superhero, 25 years past his last, fatal encounter with his presumably deceased brother, obviously believes superheroes are the problem and not the solution (a somewhat reasonable position), but as Samaritan tracks Joe and Sam’s friendship, Sam giving Joe the son he never had, Joe giving Sam the father he lost to street violence well before the film’s opening scene, it gets closer and closer to embracing, if not outright endorsing Sam’s power fantasies, right through a literally and figuratively explosive ending. Might, as always, wins regardless of how righteous or justified the underlying action.

It’s what superhero audiences want, apparently, and what Samaritan uncritically delivers via a woefully under-rendered finale involving not just unconvincing CGI fire effects, but a videogame cut-scene quality Stallone in a late-film flashback sequence that’s meant to be subversively revelatory, but will instead lead to unintentional laughter for anyone who’s managed to sit the entirety of Samaritan’s one-hour and 40-minute running time.

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Samaritan is now streaming worldwide on Prime Video.

Samaritan

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  • Sylvester Stallone
  • Javon ‘Wanna’ Walton
  • Pilou Asbæk

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Matt Shakman Is In Talks To Direct ‘Fantastic Four’

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According to a new report, Wandavision’s Matt Shakman is in talks to direct the upcoming MCU project, Fantastic Four. Marvel Studios has been very hush-hush regarding Fantastic Four to the point where no official announcements have been made other than the film’s release date. No casting news or literally anything other than rumors has been released regarding the project. We know that Fantastic Four is slated for release on November 8th, 2024, and will be a part of Marvel’s Phase 6. There are also rumors that the cast of the new Fantastic Four will be announced at the D23 Expo on September 9th.

Fantastic Four is still over two years from release, and we assume we will hear more news about the project in the coming months. However, the idea of the Fantastic Four has already been introduced into the MCU. John Krasinski played Reed Richards aka Mr. Fantastic in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. The cameo was a huge deal for fans who have been waiting a long time for the Fantastic Four to enter the MCU. When Disney acquired Twenty Century Fox in 2019 we assumed that the Fox Marvel characters would eventually make their way into the MCU. It’s been 3 years and we already have had an X-Men and Fantastic Four cameo – even if they were from another universe.

Deadline is reporting that Wandavision’s Matt Shakman is in talks to direct Fantastic Four. Shakman served as the director for Wandavision and has had an extensive career. He directed two episodes of Game of Thrones and an episode of The Boys, and he had a long stint on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. There is nothing official yet, but Deadline’s sources say that Shakman is currently in talks for the job and things are headed in the right direction.

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To be honest, I was a bit more excited when Jon Watts was set to direct. I’m sure Shakman is a good director, but Watts proved he could handle a tentpole superhero film with Spider-Man: Homecoming. Wandavision was good, but Watts’ style would have been perfect for Fantastic Four. The film is probably one of the most anticipated films in Marvel’s upcoming slate films and they need to find the best person they can to direct. Is that Matt Shakman? It could be, but whoever takes the job must realize that Marvel has a lot riding on this movie. The other Fantastic Four films were awful and fans deserve better. Hopefully, Marvel knocks it out of the park as they usually do. You can see for yourself when Fantastic Four hits theaters on November 8th, 2024.

Film Synopsis: One of Marvel’s most iconic families makes it to the big screen: the Fantastic Four.

Source: Deadline

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Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase Star in ‘Zombie Town’ Mystery Teen Romancer (Exclusive)

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Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase have entered Zombie Town, a mystery teen romancer based on author R.L. Stine’s book of the same name.

The indie, now shooting in Ontario, also stars Henry Czerny and co-teen leads Marlon Kazadi and Madi Monroe. The ensemble cast includes Scott Thompson and Bruce McCulloch of the Canadian comedy show Kids in the Hall.

Canadian animator Peter Lepeniotis will direct Zombie Town. Stine’s kid’s book sees a quiet town upended when 12-year-old Mike and his friend, Karen, see a horror movie called Zombie Town and unexpectedly see the title characters leap off the screen and chase them through the theater.

Zombie Town will premiere in U.S. theaters before streaming on Hulu and then ABC Australia in 2023.

“We are delighted to bring the pages of R.L. Stine’s Zombie Town to the screen and equally thrilled to be working with such an exceptional cast and crew on this production. A three-time Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award winner with book sales of over $500 million, R.L. Stine has a phenomenal track record of crafting stories that engage and entertain audiences,” John Gillespie, Trimuse Entertainment founder and executive producer, said in a statement.

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Executive producers are Trimuse Entertainment, Toonz Media Group, Lookout Entertainment, Viva Pictures and Sons of Anarchy actor Kim Coates.  

Paco Alvarez and Mark Holdom of Trimuse negotiated the deal to acquire the rights to Stine’s Zombie Town book.

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